quand la Terre Plate 3224824 on lança ,
là alors dedans il n’y avait pas un chat ,
ses habitants étaient allergiques à ça ,
dans l’espace leur absence on regretta ,
car à bord la horde de rats se multiplia ,
ils y causèrent suffisamment de dégâts ,
que leur générateur principal s’arrêta ,
en menant ses passagers à leur trépas ,

when Flat Earth 3224824 was launched –
so there was literally not a cat in it –
as its inhabitants were allergic to it –
in space their absence we regretted –
as on board the mischief of rats multiplied –
then enough damage they had caused –
that its main generator had stopped –
so then all lives on board had ended –
.